December 2011
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
I love the internet because I have the pleasure of...
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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Dec 24th, 9pm, EST
annieelainey:
from here on in I shoot without a script
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straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
ftm transman: i'm not a huge fan of boobs, specifically my own
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Reblog if you remember the first time you picked...
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Disappointed Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
deduces:
whydontyougofuckadinosaur:
scarfofswag:
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle reflects
COFFE ALL OVER MY SCREEN. THE LIVEJOURNAL ONE
oh dear god
ahahahahahaaaa
“Eight percent of college men have either attempted or successfully raped. Thirty...”
– Margo Maine, Ph.D. (Body Wars)
There was a time that, as a person of the male persuasion, seeing this quote made me really mad. It made me mad that women would assume that I was a rapist; it made me mad that rape was becoming ‘my problem’; it made me mad because, frankly, I didn’t think it was...
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