Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
I love the internet because I have the pleasure of...
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
Dec 24th, 9pm, EST
annieelainey: from here on in I shoot without a script
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
ftm transman: i'm not a huge fan of boobs, specifically my own
Reblog if you remember the first time you picked...
Disappointed Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
deduces: whydontyougofuckadinosaur: scarfofswag: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle reflects COFFE ALL OVER MY SCREEN. THE LIVEJOURNAL ONE oh dear god ahahahahahaaaa
Eight percent of college men have either attempted or successfully raped. Thirty...– Margo Maine, Ph.D. (Body Wars) There was a time that, as a person of the male persuasion, seeing this quote made me really mad. It made me mad that women would assume that I was a rapist; it made me mad that rape was becoming ‘my problem’; it made me mad because, frankly, I didn’t think it was...