I’ve come to accept that no matter how much I wish to be a mysterious, dignified, and voluptuous Lady of the Night, my particular brand of sexiness comes from being cute, chubby and pink. Like a piglet. Piglets are sexy, right?
My walk.... →
when I’m not on my period when I’m on my period
male character: i made a mistake
fandom: oh you poor misunderstood soul
female character: i made a mistake
fandom: WANTON MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT, RETURN TO THE SHADOWS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR SELFISHNESS PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND
"Why don't you like Twilight?"
faineemae: I like learning but I hate the school system.
Sondheim writes for a wolf: Think of those crisp, aging bones, then something fresh on the palate, think of that scrumptious carnality, twice in one day! There's no possible way to describe what you feel... When you're talking to your meal!
Lloyd Webber writes for cats: BECAUSE JELLICLES CAN AND JELLICLES DO JELLICLES DO AND JELLICLES CAN JELLICLES CAN AND JELLICLES DO JELLICLES DO AND JELLICLES CAN JELLICLES CAN AND JELLICLES DO JELLICLE SONGS FOR JELLICLE CATS JELLICLE SONGS FOR JELLICLE CATS JELLICLE SONGS FOR JELLICLE CATS JELLICLE SONGS FOR JELLICLE CATS!!!
I have a Spanish exam in approximately 44 minutes.
hatecrimesandcanadiandimes: But yet I’m still on Tumblr doing absolutely nothing with my life. OH LOOK IT’S ME EXCEPT MINE IS IN EIGHT MINUTES HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA FUCK
Anonymous asked: Sorry about your break-up. But you're very cute, and based on your blog, you're really interesting, too. Plus, if you grow out your pits, there are lots of guys who find natural pits sexy -- both in themselves and as a sign you're just comfortable with your body. So I bet things will look up and you be back to having sexy-tiemz again soon.
Sex n' stuff. Nothing exciting, just me...
[[MORE]] There should literally be a law that if you take someone’s virginity, you should be obligated to continue dating them for like a year. Ugh. Worst part of breaking up was that I wasn’t ready to give up regularly-scheduled and easily available sexy-tiemz. It was a lot of fun. And there are a very very few people at my school that I would be willing to initiate a sexual...
liaerili: Elijah Wood interview with High Times thehumblecactus: “I think New Zealanders have a pretty healthy relationship with marijuana. It’s definitely a facet of their life, and they have a deep connection with nature. But I love that! That’s so great! I mean, marijuana and Lord of the Rings have been tightly linked for a long time.” - Elijah Wood :O Shit yeah.
Ritual Coffee Roasters
yelpingwithcormac: The Mission - San Francisco, CA Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM Four stars. Kent awoke to the dawn skylighting the foothills. The sun’s promise not yet fulfilled. He got up and walked to the campfire where Davis was brewing a pot of coffee on the coals. What are you doing, Kent said. Brewin coffee. What’s it look like. It looks like you’re overextractin....
our-souls-ignite: youcancallmepotter: No matter who you are, what you have been through, how terrible you have felt, regardless of where you come from, what you do, what you look like, how you behave, always know that one thing above everything else is true. Jack Harkness would fuck you.
thegoddamazon: All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny. Or rape jokes. Or pregnancy jokes. Or jokes defaming women in general. Not to mention racist jokes.
I have concluded through careful empirical analysis and much thought that...– Adam Savage from his Reason Rally speech (via arsvivendi)
I want schools to stop teaching Emmett Till's...
I remember learning about Emmett Till in high school. I remember being horrified, but being so grateful to live in a nice, peaceful, post-racism society where that kind of thing doesn’t happen anymore. Because that’s how the lesson was presented to me: “Look at all these terrible things that have happened! Good thing they don’t happen anymore! Don’t worry about...
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.