Just realised that I reblogged Flanny several...
sweetoldetcetera: YAAAAY! :D
gandalf: hey i just met you.
gandalf: and this is crazy.
gandalf: but i am looking for someone to share in an adventure so i'm gonna scratch a symbol in your door and tell some dwarves that you're a great burglar and they can count on you to be a perfect 14th companion on their quest to travel across miles of dangerous land and through goblin caverns and a forest full of giant spiders all so they can maybe kind of come up with some way to kill an enormous dragon and reclaim a load treasure lost a really long time ago because they are dwarves i guess don't ask me how they operate i am a wizard.
gandalf: so join me maybe.
alexisdanaan: cubic1es: if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
People say that taking pictures of yourself in “provocative” poses or in only your underthings or completely butt-ass naked is somehow an indication that you don’t have any “self-respect.” How the fuck did anyone ever reach that conclusion? I think that celebrating your body and taking pictures of yourself requires a HELLUVA LOTTA SELF-RESPECT. You’re saying...
the Wee Free Men's war cries
: They can tak' oour lives but they canna tak' oour troousers!
: Ye'll tak' the high road an' I'll tak' yer wallet!
: There can only be one t'ousand!
: ...Ach, stick it up yer trakkans!
: Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
alwaysblind: obsesses over an embarrassment that happened yesterday obsesses over an embarrassment that happened last month obsesses over an embarrassment that happened when i was 3 years old
I HAVE JUST NOW FINISHED MY LAST PAPER OF THE...
AND NOW IT’S TIME TO
What ingredients does it take to make you? →
sweetoldetcetera: unicornjam: burn-the-vegan: vegetable: ponyboy: yurieinkaufswagen: mermaidcharmer: Natassa is made of wolves, books, and ammunition. With a dash of radiation. That’s not me at all. FUCKING LIES. George is made of Techno, perfume, and lightning. With a dash of Van Gogh. Fuck Karina is made out of R&B, comics, and servitude. With a dash of the 70’s. Sounds...